*pirates – these Malays are descendants of pirates
PM ‘Magoo’ Najib (c). The one on his left is his cousin, ‘King Hippo’ Hisham, Defence cum Transport Minister. Between him and his cousin, they hold 5 ministries. On Magoo’s right is ‘Porky Pig’ Muhyiddin, Deputy PM.
The PM once called to bathe his ‘keris’ (Malay dagger) with Chinese blood. King Hippo like to wave his ‘keris’ at their (UMNO) annual party convention.